Did You Not Read The Memo?!
I got this memo today while at work. Apparently it’s kind of a big deal. It was on company letterhead and everything.
So make sure that all of your friends named “Don” or “Donald” know that they are among the coolest people on earth. Give them a high five, a fist bump, a butt slap, or whatever you crazy kids do these days.
They’ve earned it.