10 Reasons Why I Hate the Spring
- The ground is covered in puddles and mush from the foot of snow that melted overnight.
- Birds are going to come back soon. I hate birds.
- Squirrels are going to show up at the park I take my dog to. It will soon take me 25 minutes to take my dog out in the morning instead of 5 to 10.
- Everything gross that was buried under the snow is suddenly showing up again.
- Dan is a bubble boy and is allergic to things that are in bloom. Now he’s going to sneeze everywhere… constantly.
- The homeless people are back.
- Prandtl won’t stop shedding.
- Lucy won’t stop shedding.
- Going to work every day is getting tougher and tougher every day since the weather is getting warmer.
- Now I have to actually work out if I want my beach bod in time for beach season.